How Would I Know??

I can not surely say,
On this or any other day,
What it is a guru does for you.
But it always seems to be true,
They ask me again for more pay.

Even after I've been sold,
Every darned day I get told,
How much better my world would be,
If I just send them more money,
And do it before they get old.

I'm glad they got rich,
And that they did it so quick,
But we know it's from out of "my" pocket,
That they finally took off like a rocket,
While I'm still stuck in this ditch!

All this internet marketing learning,
Has given me a very fierce yearning,
To maybe write an e-book.
So you can buy after you look
And then finally I too might be earning.